me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
“If you want to wear them, wear them. If you don’t, don’t. That’s up to the talent to decide. It shouldn’t be up to the government to decide,” said Tabitha Stevens, star of films like Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 3
While we were at my friend’s house, James and I fucked on his couch. He came home early and caught us in the act…but luckily, he didn’t mind. I think he was flattered. So everyone won!
I want to post this on my girlfriends facebook but I’m a pussy and she would probably bite my dick off
